Tiny Tales





It is so fucking irking when people just click on send button on their email and call up to check if I have gone through it. This is a classic example of stupidity because they don't realize none of us can read a mail in transit.

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Dear Boss,

My career is not in your hands and My life is definitely beyond this office.

Therefore,
I QUIT.

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We meet after 3 years

He: You dressed well today. Your choice has improved.
Me: It certainly did in every sense including the choice of my mate.

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Hey,

Thank you, because......

I was shattered badly in recent times. Financially, emotionally, mentally. Suddenly, everything turned out against me like a bunch of ferocious jackals running for a piece of flesh.
I didn't call you for an assurance or money.  The need of the hour was words of consolation, few lines of hope, reinstating faith and belief.

You disconnected the call inhumanly and I came out to become a strong person on my own.

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One of the desirable qualities I posses is "My attraction is always towards mental beauty and not physical appeal".

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I knew our relationship wouldn't last long the day when you merrily slept with full AC on and I wished every second for a warm cozy bed.

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Dear Boss,

I am unable to make it to work today because my puppy excreted thrice since morning. I need to give him moral support and tell him that this is common phenomenon in humans too. So....

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The last thing I would ever do in my romantic story is PDA

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Watching a mouth watering chocolate pie when on diet is similar to watching porn.

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He held his hand against mine and forced on to me. When I dissented, he promised for a long term commitment.

Later did I know it was just a "taraf" and he manipulated big time.

Taraf (Farsi word): The practical application of "Taraf" in Iran is making promises to please the listener, while having no intention of doing whatever was promised.

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She couldn't fall for one so she fell for the concept of arranged marriage.

He fell for many yet he opted this.

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A: How do you write so well about love?
Me: Because, I am not in love
A: ??
Me: Had I been in love, I would have been chatting with him. Now I am writing poetry.

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The day you asked about my virginity, your vulgarity was exposed

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Confession today is better than a depressions tomorrow

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She is intelligent, ambitious, successful with inordinate amount of Melanin. And that pigment made all the difference!!

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